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1. Please, be nicer to me cards
2. Why talk about the pain when you can end it?
3. Even my food wants me to die
4. I mean, it does have a nice look to it
5. As a thrifty man, I’d be a fool not to
6. I like these odds
7. Each stick brings me closer to sweet release
8. But actually, don’t kill yourselves everyone. You gotta wait it out until
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10. The iPhone X includes the very handy “turn that smile upside-down” feature
11. WHO’S WITH ME?!?!
12. 😍 Gonna turn myself medium-rare 😍